WWE UPDATES!!!!!!

6/27/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Jimmy Uso vs. JC Mateo - JC MATEO WIN!
Giulia vs. Zelina Vega - GIULIA WIN!!!!
DIY vs. Rey Fenix and Andrade - REY FENIX AND ANDRADE WIN!
Street Profits vs. Wyatt Sicks - WYATT SICKS WIN BY INTERRUPTION FROM FRAXIOM AND MCMG!
Nia Jax vs. Tiffany Stratton - Last Woman Standing Match - TIFFANY STRATTON WIN!
NOTES:
Setup for Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes King of The Ring match... Beefing....
Jacob Fatu comes to Jimmy Uso's aid and beats the shit out of JC Mateo!!!
Naomi tries to flex her MITB win goods on Asuka and Jade Cargill
R Truth gets kicked in the head by Aleister Black
CM PUNK DRESSED LIKE WHITE TRASH??? talks punkonomics to John Cena ??? SLAM POETRY
HIGHLIGHT
CM PUNK MAKES FUN OF JOHN CENA BY SHOWING UP LOOKING LIKE A SLEAZEY WHITE BOY RAPPER LIKE JOHN CENA ACTIVELY USED TO DO AND SOMETIMES PRESENTLY DOES... PLAGIARIZED CENA AFTER CENA PLAGIARIZED HIM
"And tomorrow night... You're gonna lose to Kendrick.. Because you're my DRAKE.."

6/23/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Penta Vs. Bron Breakker - Seth Rollins & Co Lore Match - BREAKKER WIN!!!! (YESSS)
Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez - Queen of The Ring Semifinals - JADE CARGILL WIN!
Bayley vs. Becky Lynch - Women's intercontinential champtionship match - BECKY LYNCH WIN VIA DISQUALIFICATION!
Jey Uso vs. Cody Rhodes - King of The Ring Semifinals - CODY RHODES WIN!!
NOTES:
Seth Rollins & Co calls the audience stupid- they don't know what they want- setup for Bron Breakker vs. Penta match // says he's endgame lmao. Penta shows up at the end of Seth Rollins' narc monologue for his match w breakker
Goldberg and Gunther setupl.....
Asuka shows up at the end of Jade Cargill's match to mog her ofc
Dominik Mysterio speaks on Liv Morgan's injury - tries to say he misses her but gets booed LOL
Sheamus and wide babish (rusev) setup! sheamus is NAWWWTTT happy LMAO
Becky accuses lyra and bayley of working together against her
Sami Zayn slaps the shit out of karrion kross
Lyra Valkyria tries to interrupt Becky vs. Bayley - fails at first - gets mad at becky and ruins bayley's title match via interference
Racquel vs Rhea Ripley unofficial match - beefing over QOTR - tabled rhea ripley - in cahoots with roxanne???
HIGHLIGHT:
bron breakker catching Penta MID AIR WITH A SPEAR TACKLE HOLY SHIT IT LOOKED LIKE TWO SPIDERS INTERLOCKING LEGS
"YOU'RE SO BALD"
"Yes I am!"

6/20/2025 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka - Queen of The Ring Semifinals - ASUKA WIN!
Randy Orton vs. Sami Zayn - King of The Ring Semifinals - RANDY ORTON WIN!
Chelsea Green vs. Charlotte Flair - CHARLOTTE FLAIR WIN BY DISRUPTION FROM PIPER NIVEN!
Bronson Reed vs. LA Knight - LA KNIGHT WIN BY DISRUPTION FROM BRON BREAKKER!
R Truth vs. John Cena - CENA WIN!
NOTES:
LA Knight vs. Bron Breakker + Bronsen Reed - Not real match technically speaking, Paul Heyman sent the refrigerators after LA Knight
R Truth interrupted Aleister Black vs. Kit Wilson - Asks for John Cena
Nia Jax vs. Tiffany Stratton - Tiffany gets her ass kicked repeatedly lmao love you tiffany but damn - Naomi interrupts, both get beat up by Tiffany Stratton. Setup for last woman standing match in the future
Jacob Fatu and Solo Sikoa talk about their issues - Jimmy Uso comes in and tries to interrupt mid-fight, it doesn't work out good for him lol
CM Punk shows up at the end of Cena vs. Truth match- Cena immediately beats his shit and then CM Punk beats his shit right back, they volley for a bit (ending in Cena tableing CM Punk)
HIGHLIGHT:
At the end of Cena and CM Punk's fight, Cena recreates Punk's famous pipe bomb, almost directly word for word in the beginning, and exactly the same position. Cena insults Punk to his very core, saying shit like "you're no longer a voice for the voiceless, you're a millionare", "you're the best bullshitter in the world", "you're not punk, you're a capitalist" and "you'll step on people who truly work hard if it gets you ahead". This is a real holy shit moment because of Punk's personal beliefs about the world. The way I see it is, Punk sold out to AEW for money, and came back to WWE for money- Clearly he's doing it for a reason. I think it's a low blow on Cena's part, planned or not, it made me a bit uncomfortable tbh given how much of his life Punk has dedicated to his beliefs.