WWE UPDATES!!!!!!
9/1/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Kabuki Warriors vs. Judgment Day - KABUKI WARRIORS WIN!!!!!
Finn Balor vs. Dragon Lee - FINN BALOR WIN!!!
New Day vs. Penta & The War Raiders - PENTA & WAR RAIDERS WIN!!!!!
AJ Styles vs. Dominik Mysterio - DOMINIK MYSTERIO WIN!!!!
Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed vs. Jey Uso & LA Knight - BRONSON REED & BRON BREAKKER WIN!!!
NOTES:
CM Punk waiting for Seth Rollins to show up
Jey Uso & LA Kjight band together against the brons..
Somethings up with Asuka today ... way too positive. And rhea ripley is fed up with it
El Grande Americano interrupts AJ styles/dirty dom match to HEADBUTT AJ STYLES and help dominik win the match!!! This explains the weird chats him and dom have been having.
HIGHLIGHT:
CM Punk calls for a chat "man to man".... Becky Lynch comes out LMAO. Very comedic discussion ensues.
"I UNDERSTAND THE MAGNITUDE OF ME."
8/21/25 CLASH IN PARIS
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MATCHES:
Roman Reigns vs. Bronson Reed - ROMAN REIGNS WIN!!!!
Street Profits vs. Wyatt Sicks - WYATT SICKS WIN!!!
Nikki Bella vs. Becky Lynch - BECKY LYNCH WIN!!!
Rusev vs. Sheamus - RUSEV WIN!!!!
Logan Paul vs. John Cena - JOHN CENA WIN!!!
Jey Uso vs. LA Knight vs. CM Punk vs. Seth Rollins - SETH ROLLINS WIN!!!
NOTES:
Paul Heyman tries to pussy out on Bronson Reed and beg Roman Reigns for forgiveness. Before anything can progress too far, Bron Breakker comes in and spears roman reigns through a STEEL table and seizes Paul Heyman!!!
Bronson Reed continuously Beats A Dead Roman and Jey Uso TRIES to save the day before quickly falling weak to a wild Bron Breakker.
LOL street profits dressed like borderlands characters
Jey Uso is hurting, but he still swears he can fight in the Main Event!
Seth Rollins is WAY too calm for comfort by god
At the end of the Fatal Fourway, right when CM Punk is about to take the win, BECKY LYNCH comes in in bank robber-esque gear and saves her husband!!!!! HOORAAAY
HIGHLIGHT:
Bronson Reed & Bron Breakker beating the EVERLIVING SHIT out of Roman Reigns!!
“PERHAPS I’M DRUNK RIGHT NOW, MICHAEL COLE, THAT’S THE SECRET!”
8/29/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss vs. Secret Hervice - SECRET HERVICE WIN!!!
Michin vs. Kiana James - MICHIN WIN!!!
Street Profits vs. Melo Don't Miz - STREET PROFITS WIN!!!!
Solo Sikoa vs. Sami Zayn - SAMI ZAYN WIN!!!
NOTES:
Logan Paul introduces smackdown!!!
Wyatt Sicks tries to stir things up with Melo Dont Miz and the street profits..
Giulia and Kiana James attack Michin after she wins immediately..
Drew McIntyre shits on Randy Orton.. Who promptly RKOs EVERYONE
HIGHLIGHT:
SAMI ZAYN FINALLY GETS A WINNNN
"THE WWE... IS GONNA BECOME THE WW-ME."
8/25/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Dragon Lee vs. JD McDonagh - DRAGON LEE WIN!!!
Penta vs. Kofi Kingston - KOFI KINGSTON WIN!!!!
Roxanne Perez vs. Rhea Ripley - RHEA RIPLEY!!!
AJ Styles vs. Finn Balor - AJ STYLES WINNNN!!!!!l
Bron Breakker vs. LA Knight - BRON BREAKKER WIN!!
NOTES:
ROMAN REIGNS introduces RAW!!!!!! mentions bronson reed and paul heyman comes out w/ him to tell him he's all fucked up and whatnot. roman reigns beats the SHIT out of him!!
LA Knight accuses CM Punk of letting him get beat up on purpose...
Judgment Day is starting to get really fed up with Dominik being best friends with El Grande Americano.
Stephanie Vacquer plotting behind the scenes!!!
Nikki Bella says she's gonna call out Becky Lynch- AND SHE DOES!!! gets her REALLY flustered
CM Punk is really nice and polite about what LA Knight said earlier..
LA Knight drags Bron Breakker out to the public and pulls him into the ring...
Seth Rollins distracts LA Knight so Bron Breakker can get the win!!!! Beats the shit out of Seth after match. Jey Uso comes in and picks a fight with Seth Rollins!!! CM Punk tries to finish the job with Seth Rollins and succeeds!!!
ofc because CM Punk can't control himself around LA Knight and Jey Uso he tries beating the shit out of them as well, with Jey Uso coming out victorious
HIGHLIGHT:
BRON BREAKKER'S ABSOLUTELY INSANE TOSS ON LA KNIGHT TOSSED THAT DUDE A SOLID 3 FEET ABOVE HIM AND 3 FEET BEHIND HIM
"HEY DUMBASS!! On Sunday In Paris, you're gonna KISS my ass because I'm gonna WHOOP his ass!"
8/22/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
MCMG vs. Melo don't Miz - MELO DON'T MIZ WIN!!!
Piper Niven vs. Charlotte Flair - CHARLOTTE FLAIR WIN!!!
Solo Sikoa & Co. vs. Street Profits - STREET PROFITS WIN!!!
Aleister Black vs. Damien Priest - NULL
Tiffany Stratton & Jade Cargill vs. Becky Lynch & Nia Jax - TIFFANY STRATTON & JADE CARGILL WIN!!!!
NOTES:
becky HATES every1- introduces RAW
Becky, Tiffany, Jade, and Nia Jax get in a pissing match- Tiffany & Jade vs. Becky & Nia setup
John Cena gives Logan Paul an attitude adjustment
Jimmy Uso and Sami Zayn once again team up against Solo Sikoa & Co...
LOL R Truth didnt show up to work, replaces himself with Damien Priest when he was supposed to fight Aleister Black
Randy Orton RKOs Drew McIntyre!!!!!
HIGHLIGHT:
LOGAN PAUL RANDOMLY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF JOHN CENA IN AN ALLEYWAY
8/18/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW (CONGRATS NAOMI EDITION)
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MATCHES:
Iyo Sky vs. Racquel Rodriguez - IYO SKY WIN!!!!
Penta vs. New Day (Xavier Woods) - PENTA WIN!!!!
Judgment Day vs. Dragon Lee & Mr. Iguana - JUDGMENT DAY WIN!!!
Natalya vs. Becky Lynch - BECKY LYNCH WIN BY SUBMISSION!!
Jey Uso vs. Bron Breakker - JEY USO WIN!!!!
NOTES:
JEY USO WAGES WAR ON BRON BREAKKER!!!
Kabuki Warriors apologize to Iyo Sky <3
CM Punk and LA Knight r stillshitting on each other
THAANK. GAAAWWWWWDDDDD for the NEW DAY!
Kabuki Warrios and Rhea Ripley are having issues... Kairi feels bad about Asuka
VIKINGO INTERRUPTS AFTER JUDGMENT DAY WINS!!! WRECKS THEM ALL!!
NAOMI IS PREGNANT!!!! BABY USO
HIGHLIGHT:
BRONSON REED STEALING THE REF'S SHOE AND TOSSING IT AT HIM AS SOON AS BREAKKER IS ABOUT TO LOSE HOLY SHIT. LA KNIGHT, SETH ROLLINS, AND CM PUNK ALL GO AGAINST EACH OTHER ON THE SIDE
"YOU TWERK ALONE. YOU'VE ADMITTED THAT PUBLICLY"
8/15/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Piper Niven vs. Alexa Bliss - ALEXA BLISS WIN BY INTERRUPTION!
Carmelo Hayes & The Miz vs. Fraxiom - CARMELLO HAYES & THE MIZ WIN!!!
DIY vs. Street Profits - STREET PROFITS WIN!!!
Solo Sikoa & Co. vs. Jacob Fatu, Sami Zayn, and Jimmy Uso - SOLO SIKOA & CO.
NOTES:
Solo Sikoa & Co do the smackdown intro and then talk shit about sami zayn, then sami comes out and says hell no. Then jimmy & jacob join in against Solo Sikoa & Co - setup for a SIX MAN TAG TEAM!!
After Alexa Bliss wins, Chelsea and the secret hervice beat the shit out of her and Charlotte Flair
Tiffany Stratton agrees to fight Nia Jax- Jade Cargill isnt happy about her involvement. Giulia's pals also wage war against Tiffany
HIGHLIGHT:
PIPER NIVEN CONTENT!!!!!
8/11/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Dragon Lee & AJ Styles vs. El Grande Americano & Dominik Mysterio - DOMINIK MYSTERIO & EL GRANDE AMERICANO WIN!!!!
Sami Zayn vs. Rusev - SAMI ZAYN WIN BY INTERRUPTION!
Iyo Sky vs. Roxanne Perez - ROXANNE PEREZ WIN!!!
Becky Lynch vs. Maxxine Dupri - BECKY LYNCH WIN!!!
LA Knight & CM Punk vs. Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed - CM PUNK & LA KNIGHT WIN BY DQ!!!
NOTES:
LA Knight shows up while CM Punk is delivering a message to Seth Rollins... They have a bit of a hasty team up and paul heyman is like I dont Like That.
The jig is up with dom and americano...
Iyo sky immediately starts shit with roxanne perez omg. kabuki warriors hype her up!!! -- FUTURE NOTE: KABUKI WARRIORS HELP FAILS MISERABLY!!!
Solo Sikoa & Co. interrupt Sami vs. Rusev- Sheamus double interrupts and beats the shit out of sheamus (god i adore this gag)
a bit of tension between la knight and jey uso...
Penta wages war on New Day
NEW DAY WEARING THE CUNTIEST OUTFITS EVER AS USUAL.. THE CROWD DOES NOT SHUT UP
iyo is very emotional at the moment bcause of kabuki warriors messing up her match
SETH ROLLINS INTERRUPTS KNIGHT&PUNK/BRONS MATCH... JEY USO DOUBLE INTERRUPTS AND BEATS BRON BREAKKER WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!
SETH ROLLINS EARNS AN OPPORTUNITY TO DEFEND THE TITLE AGAINST CM PUNK, LA KNIGHT, AND JEY USO AT CLASH IN PARIS! ALL BEDLAM IS UNLEASHED ACROSS EVERYONE EVER
HIGHLIGHT:
BRON BREAKKER ALMOST CLEARING THE ANNOUNCERS DESK WITH A SINGLE JUMP.
"YOU'RE FORTY SEVEN!!! AND YOU'RE FORTY!! YOU'RE 100 YEARS OLD COMBINED!!! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO!"
8/8/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
MCMG vs. Solo Sikoa & Co - SOLO SIKOA & CO WIN!!!
Sami Zayn vs. Solo Sikoa - SAMI ZAYN WIN!!!
Chelsea Green vs. Charlotte Flair - CHARLOTTE FLAIR WIN BY SUBMISSION!
Logan Paul & Drew McIntyre vs. John Cena & Cody Rhodes - JOHN CENA & CODY RHODES WIN VIA DQ!
NOTES:
Brock Lesnar has himself a John Cena Problem ... Logan Paul wants to get loginvolved
i feel like i should note that solo sikoa & co have been cheating like every other match as of late
the Wyatt Sicks are up to sumn..
DIY vs Street Profits setup to settle the fued.. DIY is nervous
Charlotte Flair and Alexa Bliss have an amazing in-ring birthday party for Alexa Bliss... alexa bliss is kinda sad at first but is happy about the gift cuz it was sweet. until Chelsea Green & Secret Hervice crash the party...
Carmelo Hayes and The Miz arent too happy with each other because theyre both narcissists
aleister black is sooooo angry... he needs a new victim...
R TRUUUUTHHH MY GOAT RON KILLINGS IS HERE
HIGHLIGHT:
CHELSEA GREEN GETTING HER FACE SHOVED INTO A CAKE BY CHARLOTTE FLAIR LMAOOO
"CODY'S IN BAD, BAD SHAPE HERE IN MONTREAL..."
8/4/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Rusev vs. Sheamus - DRAW TO COUNTOUT!
Grayson Waller vs. Penta - PENTA WIN!!!
Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss vs. Judgment Day - ALEXA BLISS & CHARLOTTE FLAIR WIN!!!
Dominik Mysterio vs. Dragon Lee - DOMINIK MYSTERIO WIN!!!
Seth Rollins vs. LA Knight - LA KNIGHT WIN BY INTERRUPTION!
NOTES:
SETH FREAKIN ROLLINS IS BAAAAAAACK
bron breakker in a suit ugghghgnmmmmggh
Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed banned from ringside during knight v rollins..
the HATS on NEW DAY??
Alexa & Charlotte are STIIIILL not friends....
Rhea & Iyo dont care about naomi at all trust
Lyra & Bayley are no longer friends unlike charlotte and alexa kek
El Grande Americano interrupts lee v. mysterio match!!!! THREE TIMES WITH THREE DIFFERENT GUYS? THAT ARE ALL EL GRANDE AMERICANO?? AJ Styles interrupts this as well and beats the shit outta dom
Nikki Bella picking a fight with Becky Lynch.. SO, Becky Lynch picks a fight with Maxxine
CM PUNK INTTERUPTS ROLLINS V KNIGHT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM!!!
HIGHLIGHT:
CM PUNK TAKING REVENGE ON SETH ROLLINS- BRON BREAKKER & BRONSON REED COMING OUT AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH HIM AND LA KNIGHT!!! ROMAN REIGNS SAVES THE DAY!! ALMOST . BRONSON REED TAKES ANOTHER PAIR OF JAYS FROM ROMAN LOL
"YOU HAVE.. YOU HAVE A COLD HEART... MICHAEL COLD..."
8/3/25 SUMMERSLAM NIGHT TWO
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MATCHES:
Rhea Ripley vs. Iyo Sky vs. Naomi - NAOMI WIN!!!
Street Profits vs. DIY vs. MCMG vs. Fraxiom vs. Andrade & Rey Fenix vs. The Wyatt Sicks - WYATT SICKS WIN!!!
Lyra Valkyria vs. Becky Lynch - BECKY LYNCH WIN!!!!
Jacob Fatu vs. Solo Sikoa - SOLO SIKOA WIN!!!!
AJ Styles vs. Dominik Mysterio - DOMINIK MYSTERIO WIN!!!!
Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena - CODY RHODES WIN!!!!
NOTES:
BAYLEY INTERRUPTS LYRA/BECKY MATCH!!!!
JIMMY USO INTERRUPTS JACOB/SOLO MATCH!
NEW CENA INTRO VISUALS <3333
CODY AND CENA HUGGGGG
BROCK FUCKING LESNAR APPEARS?!? SETTING JOHN UP TO FIGHT HIM AGAIN IN THE FUTURE
OH M GOD
HIGHLIGHT:
JOHN CENA RISING FROM THE FOG WITH CODY RHODES ON HIS SHOULDERS SO FUCKING TUFF
"CAN WE PLEASE GET A CHANGE OF PANTS FOR MICHAEL COLE.."
8/2/25 SUMMERSLAM NIGHT ONE
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MATCHES:
Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed vs. Roman Reigns & Jey Uso - ROMAN REIGNS & JEY USO WIN!!!
Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss vs. Judgment Day - CHARLOTTE FLAIR & ALEXA BLISS WIN!!!
Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - SAMI ZAYN WIN!!!
Jade Cargill vs. Tiffany Stratton - TIFFANY STRATTON WIN!!!
Drew McIntyre & Logan Paul vs. Jellyroll & Randy Orton - DREW MCINTYRE & LOGAN PAUL WIN!!!!
CM Punk vs. Gunther - SETH ROLLINS WIN!!!!
NOTHES:
CARDI B IS SERVINGGGG
SCARLET (karrion kross partner) OFFERS SAMI THE PIPE KARRION USED TO BEAT HIM... SAMI SAYS NO AND BEATS HIM FAIR N SQUARE!!
LA KNIGHT RUNS A SLIM JIM PROMOOOOOOOO
SETH ROLLINS COMES IN DURING THE END OF THE CM PUNK MATCH TO LET HIM KNOW THAT AS SOON AS HE'S HEALED, HE'S COMING FOR CM PUNK... AND THEN DROPS HIS CRUTCHES AND REMOVES HIS BRACE. SETH ROLLINS CASHES IIINNNNNN!!!!!
HIGHLIGHT:
LOGAN PAUL'S CRAZY SHIT ATTACK FROM THE ROPES ONTO JELLYROLL IN THE ANNOUNCER DESK AFTER CHEERSING TWO PRIMES TOGETHER LMAAO. JELLYROLL'S SELLING IS AMAZING
"YOU COULD JUST DEVOUR A HUGE MEAT STICK RIGHT NOW, MICHAEL COLE.. ONE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITES..."
8/1/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Zelina Vega vs. Giulia - GIULIA WIN!!!
Legado Del Fantasma vs. Mr Iguana & Psycho Clown - LEGADO DE FANTASMA WIN!!
Damien Priest vs. Aleister Black - DAMIEN PRIEST WIN BY DQ!
Jimmy Uso vs. Talla Tonga - TALLA TONGA WIN!!!
NOTES:
John Cena thanks Cody Rhodes for giving him the kick in the ass he needed to realize that he fucked up- UNTURNS HEEL?
Jellyroll and Logan Paul have a mini brawl... jellyroll loses his pants
After Talla Tonga wins, Solo Sikoa & Co beat up Jimmy Uso further, lowering the cage- Jacob Fatu comes in while the cage lowers and jumps into the cage. Solo Sikoa runs away and Jimmy Uso goes off elsewhere
Logan Paul and Drew McIntyre insult Jellyroll for being an outsider... jellyroll and randy orton show up and beat the shit out of them
HIGHLIGHTS:
THE SEQUENCE OF ALEISTER BLACK JUST BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DAMIEN PRIEST
no quote today i forgot to write one down something something george orwell
7/28/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Kabuki Warriors + AJ Styles vs. Judgment Day - KABUKI WARRIORS + AJ STYLES WIN!!!
Sheamus vs. Grayson Waller - SHEAMUS WIN!!!
Naomi & Chelsea Green vs. Iyo Sky & Stephanie Vacquer vs. Nikki Bella & Rhea Ripley - STEPHANIE VACQUER & RHEA RIPLEY & IYO SKY & NKKI BELLA WIN!!
LWO vs. Judgment Day - JUDGMENT DAY WIN!!!
Jey Uso vs. BIG Bronson Reed - JEY USO WIN BY INTERRUPTION!
NOTES:
KABUKI WARRIORS GOATED AS USUALL
WHITE MAN IN NEW DAY GO HOME
RUSEV BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF SHEAMUS WITH A STICK LMAO??
Naomi insists that shes goated and will destroy anyone who the industry throws at her
New Day still in mourning and insisting that the fandom should shut up and praise god for the New Day
Bron Breakker and Paul Heyman spread sumbliminal propaganda to Big Bronson Reed. Bron Breakker has a plan...
Becky Lynch prepares to beat Lyra Valkyria with a stick- Lyra takes the stick and beats her with it in exchange until Becky runs away
Gunther is NOT running out of things to say about CM Punk.. CM Punk shuts up Gunther real quick LMAO
BRON BREAKKER INTERRUPTS MATCH BY SPEARING JEY USO! ROMAN REIGNS BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF BRON BREAKKER AND BRONSON REED!! THEY RECOVER AND BEAT JEY AND ROMAN UP BEFORE STEALING ROMANS FUCKING SHOES
HIGHLIGHT:
BRON BREAKKER DOUBLE SPEARING JEY USO AND ROMAN REIGNS
"THAT CAMERAMAN RIGHT THERE?? THAT'S MY CAMERAMAN. HE WORKS FOR ME!!!!"
7/25/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES
Alexa Bliss & Charlotte Flair vs. Judgment Day - JUDGMENT DAY WIN!!!
Chelsea Green vs. Jade Cargill - JADE CARGILL WIN!!!
The Miz vs. Jacob Fatu - JACOB FATU WIN!!!!
Andrade & Rey Fenix vs. The Wyatt Sicks - WYATT SICKS WIN!!!
NOTES:
Logan Paul boasts about himself and then says hes giving back to the community- Jellyroll calls him out - Both tag teams come forward and beat each other up
Chelsea Green is very mad that shes not in summerslam - Starts match with Jade - Tiffany Stratton comes in after Jade wins, setup for Jade vs Tiffany match
Cody Rhodes says he wants to fight the REAL john cena- the one full of energy and the need to wrestle
Setup for The Miz vs. Jacob Fatu - Solo Sikoa & Co Interrupt - JIMMY USO SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!
Nikki Cross drags the ref out of the ring to give Wyatt Sicks the win!!!
MCMG, Street Profits, DIY, Fraxiom, and more come out at the end of the Wyatt Sicks match and team up against each other
HIGHLIGHT:
THEY THREW THE PRIME BOTTLE!!!!!
"Rest in peace Hulk Hogan - 1953 - 2025"
7/21/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Rusev vs. Sheamus - SHEAMUS WIN!!!
American Made vs. New Day vs. Latino World Order - Triple Threat Tag Team - LWO WIN!!!!!
Judgment Day vs. Lyra Valkyria and Bayley - JUDGMENT DAY WIN!!
Karrion Kross vs. Sami Zayn - KARRION KROSS WIN!!!!
Iyo Sky vs. Stephanie Vacquer - VOID
NOTES:
CM Punk pep talks himself about the gunther punk summerslam match. gunther shows up and gets BOOOOOOed
Naomi makes big claims and says she can totally beat rhea and iyo
Dragon Lee calls El Grande Americano fake as fuck
AJ Styles plays various different jobs in order to stalk dom LMAOOO janny AJ
Becky Lynch yells about how shes the best and everyone else sucks tells lyra she sucks and then claims to be the bigger person. Bayley shows up and pairs with Lyra to fight judgment day
Dominik Mysterio has to stop stalling on getting medically approved.
Chelsea & Secret Hervice interrupt Iyo v. Vacquer - They team up to defeat them, then Naomi comes and beats the shit out of Iyo.... Rhea Ripley arrives to finish the job on Chelsea
BRON BREAKKER CONTENTTTTTTTTTT also roman reigns i guess
ROMAN SAID THE THINGGGG
BRON SPEARS ROMAN REIGNS?? THEN JEY USO SHOWS UP AND SAVES THE DAY (sad)
HIGHLIGHT:
BRON TELLING ROMAN REIGNS THAT HE'S THE BIG DOG. HE'S THE FUTURE OF WWE AND ROMAN REIGNS IS IRRELEVANT TODAY
"I'M the big dog now."
7/18/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Charlotte Flair vs. Racquel Rodriguez - CHARLOTTE FLAIR WIN!!!
Carmelo Hayes vs. Damien Priest - CARMELO HAYES WIN BY DISRUPTION FROM ALEISTER BLACK!
Stephanie Vacquer vs. Alba Fyre - STEPHANIE VACQUER WIN!!!
DIY vs. Fraxiom vs. Andrade & Rey Fenix vs. MCMG - Fatal Fourway Tagteam Match - REY FENIX & ANDRADE WIN!!!
NOTES:
Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair are TOTALLY not friends..
Damien Priest wants to pick the wrong fight at the wrong time with Aleister Black...
Aleister Black disrupts Carmelo Hayes and Damien's match to beat up Damien
Solo is still mad about Jacob Fatu existing .. Jacob & Jimmy fight the shit out of Solo And Co
Cody Rhodes and John Cena talk (at a table in the ring lmao)
HIGHLIGHT:
Cody Rhodes committing mock forgery LMAO average friday night smackdown moment
"IT'S NOT JUST A TITLE MATCH AT SUMMERSLAM- IT'S A STREET. FIGHT."
7/14/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Kabuki Warriors vs. Judgment Day - JUDGMENT DAY WIN!!!
Bayley vs. Lyra Valkyria - 2 out of 3 falls match - LYRA VALKYRIA WIN!!!
Nikki Bella vs. Chelsea Green - CHELSEA GREEN WIN!!!
RUN THE BRONTLET:
Bron Breakker vs. Penta - BRON BREAKKER WIN!!!!!!
Bron Breakker vs. LA Knight - BRON BREAKKER WIN!!!
Bron Breakker vs. Jey Uso - BRON BREAKKER WIN!!!!
Bron Breakker vs. CM Punk - CM PUNK WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOTES:
Naomi boasts about how she cashed in- Rhea Ripley and Iyo Sky are NOT happy
Judgment Day has 50 gazillion champions on board.. Working their way up...
Paul Heyman doesn't seem worried about Seth Rollins injury- focuses on Bron Breakker
Karrion Kross is NOT happy about Sami Zayn being functional
Stephanie Vacquer NOT happy about Chelsea Green winning
New Day tries to bribe a bald man with wigs LMAO - Dominik Mysterio forcibly signed up to fight AJ Styles
OH MY GOD GUNTHER VS BRON SETUP
JEY USO AND BIG BRONSON REED INTERRUPT BRON BREAKKER AND CM PUNK TO FIGHT EACH OTHER
ROMAN REIGNS SHOWS UP TO WORK HOLY SHIT SOLOS EVERYONE
HIGHLIGHT:
BRON BREAKKER DOING THIS CRAZY SICK STANDING HURRICANRANA- GOT COUNTERED BY LA KNIGHT BUT STILL AMAZING
"WHAT TIME IS IT? IS IT CLOBBERING TIME? I DON'T THINK SO!"
7/13/25 EVOLUTION
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MATCHES:
Bayley vs. Lyra Valkyria vs. Becky Lynch - Triple Threat Match - BECKY LYNCH WIN!!!
Jordynne Grace vs. Jacy Jayne - JACY JAYNE WIN!!!
Zaria & Sol Ruca vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss vs. Roxanne Perez & Racquel Rodriguez vs. Kabuki Warriors - RACQUEL & ROXANNE PEREZ WIN!
Tiffany Stratton vs. Trish Stratus - TIFFANY STRATTON WIN!!!
Naomi vs. Jade Cargill - JADE CARGILL WIN!!!
Kelani Jordan vs. Natalya vs. Jada Parker vs. Lash Legend vs. Lola Vice vs. Zelina Vega vs. Tatum Paxley vs. Alba Fire vs. Chelsea Green vs. Piper Niven vs. Izzi Dame vs. B-Fab vs. Michin vs. ivy nile vs. Candice Lerae vs. Nia Jax vs. Stephanie Vacquer vs. Giulia - Battle Royale match - STEPHANIE VACQUER WIN!!
Rhea Ripley vs. Iyo Sky - Women's world championship - NAOMI CASHED IN- WON MATCH!!!!!!!!!
HIGHLIGHTS:
LOL BIANCA BELAIR AS A GUEST REF FOR THE NAOMI VS JADE MATCH! ALSO RHEA RIPLEY'S AMAZINGLY ACTED CRASHOUT BY GOD
"You will remember my name forever."
7/12/25 SATURDAY NIGHT MAIN EVENT
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MATCHES:
Randy Orton vs. Drew McIntyre - RANDY ORTON WIN!
Jimmy Uso vs. Solo Sikoa - Singles Championship Match - SOLO SIKOA WIN!!!
LA Knight vs. Seth Rollins - SETH ROLLINS WIN!!!
Goldberg vs. Gunther - GUNTHER WIN!!!
NOTES:
LOGAN PAUL AND JELLYROLL ARE THROWING DOWN AGAIN??? LOGAN TAKES HIS ANGER OUT ON RANDY ORTON AFTER HE WINS AND THEN JELLYROLL BEATS HIM UP PRIOR TO GETTING BEAT UP HIMSELF BY DREW MCINTYRE
Jade Cargill and Naomi beating each other up in the crowd!!! it gets revealed that Bianca Belair is going to be their guest ref during their match in the future
Jacob Fatu and Talla Tonga fight each other...
DUDE JELLYROLL IS ACTUALLY GONNA WRESTLE AT SUMMERSLAM
Seth Rollins injured in his fight with LA Knight?
Goldberg retires :(
HIGHLIGHT:
i honestly couldnt think of a highlight for this it was kinda mid to be honest. i feel like if seth rollins didnt get injured his match would be the highlight .... just imagine..
"You don't get great gas mileage once you get up there in years..."
7/11/25 (happy birthday zach) FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Alexa Bliss vs. Roxanne Perez vs. Kairi Sane & vs. Sol Ruca - Fatal Fourway - ALEXA BLISS WIN!!!
Street Profits vs. Wyatt Sicks - WYATT SICKS WIN!!!
R-Truth vs. Aleister Black - R-TRUTH WIN!!!!
Jimmy Uso & LA Knight vs. Solo Sikoa & JC Mateo - JIMMY USO & LA KNIGHT WIN!!!
NOTES:
Paul Heyman insults LA Knight - says he has no future . Solo Sikoa and Co say they want paul heyman and LA Knight to leave. LA Knight resists, Jimmy Uso saves him.
Alexa Bliss and Charlotte Flair are not fond of each other lmao
PITTING THE STREET PROFITS AGAINST THE WYATT SICKS IS AWFULLLL THE STREET PROFIOTS ARE GONN GET FucKING WIPED OUT??
EVERY luchador tag team is MAD LMAO
BRON BREAKKER INTERRUPTS AND SPEAR TACKLES LA KNIGHT!!! BRONSON REED TSUNAMIS LA KNIGHT DIRECTLY AFTER! (this continues seth rollins and co. plan to wipe out the big game so they can be the faces of the wwe)
HIGHLIGHT:
Logan Paul interrupts Jellyroll and calls him an outsider i cannot with ths industry oh my god. jellyrol says nobody gaf about logan pauls podcast . randy orton is mad at logan paul for calling jellyroll an outsider in his hometown I AM LOSING M SHIT AT THIS ??? DREW MCINTYRE SUDDENLY BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF RANDY ORTON??? THIS IS SO FUNNY?? THEN LOGAN PAUL BEATS HIM UP FURTHER????? THEN JELLYROLL FUCKING TOSSES LOGAN PAUL ACROSS THE RING AND THEN LOGAN PAUL RUNS AND BREAKS ALL OF JELLYROLLS SHIT. this industry is not real
"IT IS PURE, ABSOLUTE BEDLAM..."
(who says bedlam? lmao)
7/07/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Kairi Sane vs. Roxanne Perez - KAIRI SANE WIN!!!!
Sami Zayn vs. Bron Breakker - BRON BREAKKER WINNNN!!!!!
Jey Uso vs. Big Bronson Reed - JEY USO WIN BECAUSE BRONSON REED THREW A CHAIR AT HIM!
El Grande Americano vs. Dragon Lee - EL GRANDE AMERICANO WIN!!!
Seth Freakin Rollins vs. Penta - SETH ROLLINS WIN!!!
NOTES:
BRON BREAKER SWEARS HES THE FUTURE OF WWE- SAYS FUCK SAMI ZAYN Big Bronson Reed says he'll go after Jey Uso
Roxanne Perez absolutely WHIFFS the timing on a somersault funniest shit ever
Asuka comes in to defend Kairi when Roxanne starts beatin her up- KABUKI WARRIORS ARE BACK?!
El Grande Americano in a match tonight despite being hurt...
KABUKI WARRIORS TO BE IN A FATAL FOURWAY TAGTEAM
KARRION KROSS AMBUSHES SAMI ZAYN ON HIS ENTRANCE???
New Day mourning the loss of their championship in funeral garb like total dweebs i love it
Becky Lynch accuses Bayley and Lyra Valkyria of being in kahoots. they deny her accusations and then start arguing with each other while becky watches
GOLDBERG PULLS UP IN A FUCKING SPORTS CAR TO DISS GUNTHER
LA KNIGHT TACKLES SETH ROLLINS AT THE LAST SECOND!!!
HIGHLIGHT:
Judgment Day setting up a memorial cake and flowers for Liv Morgan when she isnt fucking dead LMAOO
"Now Bayley's here to argue statistics with The Man..."
7/04/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Alba Fire & Piper Niven vs. Michin & B-Fab vs. Charlotte Flair & Alexa Bliss - Triple Threat Match - CHARLOTTE FLAIR & ALEXA BLISS WIN!!!
Wyatt Sicks vs. Montez Ford, Johnny Gargano, Berto & Chris Sabin - 4 Man Tag Team - WYATT SICKS WIN!!!
Fraxiom vs. Andrade & Rey Fenix - REY FENIX & ANDRADE WIN!
Jacob Fatu & Jimmy Uso vs. Solo Sikoa & JC Mateo - JIMMY USO & JACOB FATU WIN!
NOTES:
JACOB FATU IMMEDIATELY AMBUSHING SOLO SIKOA IN THE PARKING LOT HELLO??
Cody Rhodes promises to Randy Orton that he'll kick John Cena's ass at summer slam - Drew McIntyre insults Orton, saying that he isn't what he used to be etc etc. he got RKOd lmao
Tiffany Stratton gets WWE hall of famer Trish Stratus to go against Jade Cargill....
SOLO SIKOA RECRUITED A FATU REPLACEMENT LOL
TAMA TONGA AND TAMA LOA BEAT UP JACOB FATU POST MATCH
HIGHLIGHT:
honest to god my personal favorite part of this was the entire fraxiom vs rey fenix & andrade match holy shit those guys are ACROBATS. BACKWARDS HANDSPRING SO HE CANT DODGE??? LORD
"HE'S GOT BIG JIM IN A PLACE OF BIG HURT."
6/30/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
New Day vs. Judgment Day - WWE Tag Team Championship Match - JUDGMENT DAY WIN!
Sheamus vs. Rusev - RUSEV WIN!
Lyra Valkyria vs. Baley - DRAMAAAAAAA - DRAW
Sami Zayn & Penta vs. Bron Breakker and Bronson Reed - BRON REAKKER AND BRONSON REED WIN!!!
NOTES
MONDAY NIGHT MAMIIIIIIII
Iyo Sky vs. Rhea Ripley womens world championship setup
Setup for Baley vs. Lyra Valkyria fight (happened on the same day lolz)
Chad Gable faking his injury,... under the guise of el grande americano of course
GUNTHER TALKS SHIT- SETH ROLLINS INTERRUPTS - CM PUNK DOUBLE INTERRUPTS - SETH ROLLINS GETS HIS SHIT KICKED BY LA KNIGHT
Roxanne Perez newest member of Judgment Day- Defo not replacing Liv while shes injured lmao.
HIGHLIGHT:
MY GOAT BRON BREAKKER FINALLY GETS MICWORK ALSO JEY USO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BUT THATS OKAY.
"PENTA HAS REENTERED THE CHAT..."
6/28/25 NIGHT OF CHAMPIONS
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MATCHES:
Cody Rhodes vs. Randy Orton - King of The Ring Finals - CODY RHODES WIN!
Racquel Rodriguez vs. Rhea Ripley - Street Fight Match - RHEA RIPLEY WIN!
Sami Zayn vs. Karrion Kross - SAMI ZAYN WIN!
Jacob Fatu vs. Solo Sikoa - Title defense match - SOLO SIKOA WIN!
Asuka vs. Jade Cargill - Queen of The Ring Finals - JADE CARGILL WIN!!!
John Cena vs. CM Punk - Undisputed WWE Champion title - JOHN CENA WIN!!!
NOTES:
JACOB FATU FAMILY DRAMAAAA Jacob Fatu is left alone in his own family.
Karrion Kross can no longer harass sami zayn hes the goat
JADE CARGILL QUEEN OF THE RINGGG MY GOATTT GOING TO SUMMERSLAM
HIGHLIGHT:
CM PUNK TRIED TO SHOW MERCY WITH A HUG- JOHN CENA TRIES TO FAKE HIM OUT BUT CM PUNK PREDICTED IT AND BEAT HIS SHIT. SETH ROLLINS IS ON JOHN CENAS SIDE, INTERRUPTS AND ALLOWS JOHN CENA TO PIN CM PUNK
"Wade, we've seen that look before.."
6/27/25 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Jimmy Uso vs. JC Mateo - JC MATEO WIN!
Giulia vs. Zelina Vega - GIULIA WIN!!!!
DIY vs. Rey Fenix and Andrade - REY FENIX AND ANDRADE WIN!
Street Profits vs. Wyatt Sicks - WYATT SICKS WIN BY INTERRUPTION FROM FRAXIOM AND MCMG!
Nia Jax vs. Tiffany Stratton - Last Woman Standing Match - TIFFANY STRATTON WIN!
NOTES:
Setup for Randy Orton vs. Cody Rhodes King of The Ring match... Beefing....
Jacob Fatu comes to Jimmy Uso's aid and beats the shit out of JC Mateo!!!
Naomi tries to flex her MITB win goods on Asuka and Jade Cargill
R Truth gets kicked in the head by Aleister Black
CM PUNK DRESSED LIKE WHITE TRASH??? talks punkonomics to John Cena ??? SLAM POETRY
HIGHLIGHT
CM PUNK MAKES FUN OF JOHN CENA BY SHOWING UP LOOKING LIKE A SLEAZEY WHITE BOY RAPPER LIKE JOHN CENA ACTIVELY USED TO DO AND SOMETIMES PRESENTLY DOES... PLAGIARIZED CENA AFTER CENA PLAGIARIZED HIM
"And tomorrow night... You're gonna lose to Kendrick.. Because you're my DRAKE.."
6/23/25 MONDAY NIGHT RAW
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MATCHES:
Penta Vs. Bron Breakker - Seth Rollins & Co Lore Match - BREAKKER WIN!!!! (YESSS)
Jade Cargill vs. Roxanne Perez - Queen of The Ring Semifinals - JADE CARGILL WIN!
Bayley vs. Becky Lynch - Women's intercontinential champtionship match - BECKY LYNCH WIN VIA DISQUALIFICATION!
Jey Uso vs. Cody Rhodes - King of The Ring Semifinals - CODY RHODES WIN!!
NOTES:
Seth Rollins & Co calls the audience stupid- they don't know what they want- setup for Bron Breakker vs. Penta match // says he's endgame lmao. Penta shows up at the end of Seth Rollins' narc monologue for his match w breakker
Goldberg and Gunther setupl.....
Asuka shows up at the end of Jade Cargill's match to mog her ofc
Dominik Mysterio speaks on Liv Morgan's injury - tries to say he misses her but gets booed LOL
Sheamus and wide babish (rusev) setup! sheamus is NAWWWTTT happy LMAO
Becky accuses lyra and bayley of working together against her
Sami Zayn slaps the shit out of karrion kross
Lyra Valkyria tries to interrupt Becky vs. Bayley - fails at first - gets mad at becky and ruins bayley's title match via interference
Racquel vs Rhea Ripley unofficial match - beefing over QOTR - tabled rhea ripley - in cahoots with roxanne???
HIGHLIGHT:
bron breakker catching Penta MID AIR WITH A SPEAR TACKLE HOLY SHIT IT LOOKED LIKE TWO SPIDERS INTERLOCKING LEGS
"YOU'RE SO BALD"
"Yes I am!"
6/20/2025 FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN
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MATCHES:
Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka - Queen of The Ring Semifinals - ASUKA WIN!
Randy Orton vs. Sami Zayn - King of The Ring Semifinals - RANDY ORTON WIN!
Chelsea Green vs. Charlotte Flair - CHARLOTTE FLAIR WIN BY DISRUPTION FROM PIPER NIVEN!
Bronson Reed vs. LA Knight - LA KNIGHT WIN BY DISRUPTION FROM BRON BREAKKER!
R Truth vs. John Cena - CENA WIN!
NOTES:
LA Knight vs. Bron Breakker + Bronsen Reed - Not real match technically speaking, Paul Heyman sent the refrigerators after LA Knight
R Truth interrupted Aleister Black vs. Kit Wilson - Asks for John Cena
Nia Jax vs. Tiffany Stratton - Tiffany gets her ass kicked repeatedly lmao love you tiffany but damn - Naomi interrupts, both get beat up by Tiffany Stratton. Setup for last woman standing match in the future
Jacob Fatu and Solo Sikoa talk about their issues - Jimmy Uso comes in and tries to interrupt mid-fight, it doesn't work out good for him lol
CM Punk shows up at the end of Cena vs. Truth match- Cena immediately beats his shit and then CM Punk beats his shit right back, they volley for a bit (ending in Cena tableing CM Punk)
HIGHLIGHT:
At the end of Cena and CM Punk's fight, Cena recreates Punk's famous pipe bomb, almost directly word for word in the beginning, and exactly the same position. Cena insults Punk to his very core, saying shit like "you're no longer a voice for the voiceless, you're a millionare", "you're the best bullshitter in the world", "you're not punk, you're a capitalist" and "you'll step on people who truly work hard if it gets you ahead". This is a real holy shit moment because of Punk's personal beliefs about the world. The way I see it is, Punk sold out to AEW for money, and came back to WWE for money- Clearly he's doing it for a reason. I think it's a low blow on Cena's part, planned or not, it made me a bit uncomfortable tbh given how much of his life Punk has dedicated to his beliefs.